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Nobuko and I saw Kill Bill tonight. If Tarantino was trying to make a comedy he succeeeded beyond his wildest dreams. Here is my Top Ten List of funny things from Kill Bill.

1. The “Japanese” restaraunt where everyone is walking around with their shoes on………………. inside.
2. The “Kato” masks.
3. Gorfon Liu.
4. The name on the cereal box hiding the gun that the woman fires at Uma Thurman is Kaboom.
5. The motorcycles with katanas hanging off them.
6. Uma Thurman flies to Tokyo from Okinawa with a katana on the plane, and its not as checked baggage either. She has it propped up against the wall next to her. That’s right everybody, in Japan you can, in fact you are expected to carry a katana with you at all times.
7. Chiba Shinichi as a sushi chef. He must be the baddest, as in bad mother fucker, sushi chef on the planet. 3.Chiba Shinichi’s character’s name is Hattori Hanzo. You kill me Tarantino. 2.The katanas on the plane when Uma Thurman is flying back to the U.S. I guess if you are flying from Japan you can carry deadly weapons on board.

8. Lucy Liu’s pronunciation of Japanese.

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An accurate portrayal of Japan? Nice try Tarantino. Go back to Hollywood!

I guess I won’t be using iStopMotion afterall. I left my firewire cable in the states, because I got tired of trying to convince my mother that it was mine not hers! I keep forgetting to replace it, so consequently I have no way to connect my video camera to my mac. Well, at least I don’t have to go look for action figures this weekend.

I just downloaded a program called, you guessed it, iStopmotion. Its a stop motion and animation program for Mac OSX. It looks pretty freakin’ cool. Now I just wish I had some action figures to star in my new feature! Maybe I can find some replacements this weekend. i’ll post the finished movie here as soon as I can. More later.

Don’t let the title scare you. Cunnilingus In North Korea

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